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Pittsburgh 23, Baltimore 20. Fourteen Straight MNF Wins in...
Sep 30th

Republicans Blame Pelosi for Failure of...

Said GOP House Leader John Boehner: “I do believe that we could have gotten there today had it...
Sep 30th
Orlando Sentinel: What we think about...
Sep 29th
“Amy, I don’t need you to tell me how to ride my bike.”
— Overheard in Baldwin Park:...
Sep 29th
Debate 2008: Without Offering Context, Some...
Sep 28th
Warch Watch
The Great Schlep. Sarah Silverman is so cute.
Sep 26th

Why is it a "bailout" when you help...

Sep 24th
NY Times: With 2 Hours to Spare, Justices...
Sep 24th

Band Names: Football Announcer Phrases

Rookie from Arkansas Red Shirt Freshman Dual Threat Quarterback The Spread Fourth and One Young...
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
Horrible.
Sep 21st
Warch Watch
Ninja cat:  so cute. via JohnFox.
Sep 20th

Wooo: Five SEC Teams in the Top 10.

1. USC (61) 2-0 1,596  2. Oklahoma 3-0 1,485  3. Georgia (2) 3-0 1,437  ...
Sep 18th
Just the tip.
Sep 18th
NY Times: Once Elected, Palin Hired Friends...
Sep 14th
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Jurassic Park: Sweded. Awesome
Sep 12th
“Who woulda thunk it? I was rollin’ around in the back...”
— Marcela, upon learning that...
Sep 10th
NY Times: Mortgage Giant Overstated the Size...
Sep 7th
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Bristol’s Choice.
Sep 5th
http://www.yearbookyourself.com/
Sep 5th
Sep 5th
Seriously Pete.  Stop beating me to the crap I want to post....
Sep 5th
“They have said this was Bristols decision and we should...”
— Jon Stewart
Sep 5th
“Let me just offer an advance warning to the old,...”
— John McCain Uh… sounds...
Sep 5th
Bridge to Nowhere?
Sep 5th
Warch Watch
Dammit Pete.  You only beat me to it because my computer was stolen.  Feel bad now. Amazing...
Sep 5th
“Just because we didn’t write the songs on our album...”
— Donnie Wahlberg, New Kids On...
Sep 2nd

Portrait of the Bob as a Young...

Mello Sr.: This kid called his teacha a fag--
Mrs. Mello: No, it was gay! He called his teacha gay.
Mello Sr.: Well anyway, we asked him why and he said, "'Cause I'm smahta than him, Dad!"
Mrs. Mello: Yeah and he put it on all the computers in the classroom so when they started up the next day they all said "Mr. So-and-so is gay."
Sep 2nd
Warch Watch
The Best Fucking News Team on the Planet
Sep 2nd

Oh she's qualified all right...

Q: Are you offended by the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?
PALIN: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.
Sep 1st
Sep 1st
Maneuverings: Claims Palin is inexperienced...
Sep 1st
Palin ≠ Hillary
Sep 1st
Jim Schlett, Reston.
Sep 1st
Sep 1st
NY Times: Meatpacker in Brooklyn Challenges...
Sep 1st