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Warch Watch
atomatic: adam-weeks: robgonemild: unicornology: ...
Mar 2nd

Basically I'm gonna eat your children

Ryan and I stayed up waaaaaaaaaaaayy too late last night sending each other random hilarious quotes...
Feb 27th
Listen Listen
copycats: Mercy For Roxanne by Mighty Mike “Mercy” by Duffy + “Roxanne” by Sting & The Police ...
Feb 27th
thisiswhyyourefat: Pork Brains In Milk Gravy ...
Feb 27th
I came across this house for sale while browsing random...
Feb 25th
I’m pretty sure I had this folder once… (via...
Feb 24th
Record nails broken in car crash
Feb 15th
Warch Watch
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen. You know I love you Gladys.  But oh get a life.
Feb 14th
thisiswhyyourefat: Candied Bacon Ice Cream ...
Feb 13th

Here's me making you not look stupid.

Ryan (after reading my Tumblr post): Did I say ironic? Because it's not actually ironic.
Chelsea: Yes, you said ironic.
Ryan: Well take it down. Don't make me look stupid.
Feb 12th

Oh snap

Alex Trebek: And you put down... In Cold Blood. Ooooh sorry. The correct response was On The Road, by Jack Kerouac.
Ryan: Oh that's ironic. Truman Capote called On the Road "typing."
Feb 12th
pete3: repeat after me…three bean aliigator...
Feb 11th
I really don’t understand.  And I’m going to go...
Feb 11th

Do you know the #1 song the day you were...

1983 … “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” by Eurythmics pete3: shawnblog: ...
Feb 9th
Warch Watch
A-Mazing. atomatic: Christian Bale takes David to the Dentist (Mash-Up) (via BrendanBrendan)
Feb 9th

[One of] John Updike's last poem

Requiem It came to me the other day: Were I to die, no one would say, ‘Oh, what a shame! So...
Feb 8th
Warch Watch
Andrew Bird - Imitosis
Feb 7th
This made me laugh.  And then I tried to think of an...
Feb 7th
Cursebird
Feb 5th
Listen Listen
For Marcela. And those two random kids who thought they knew what they were talking about and could...
Feb 4th
“Born Different: Humans intervene in animal breeding.”
— Worst TV Guide explanation for...
Feb 4th
Listen Listen
copycats: “Hot Boyz” by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone originally by Missy Elliot cover w/...
Feb 4th
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Feb 2nd
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Myron Cope’s Terrible Towel
Feb 1st