Jul 31st
I love my judge
Judge: Why are you pleaing if you think you aren't guilty?Client: Well I know that 90% of the time you lose.
Judge: Oh please. The State Attorneys in this courtroom haven't won a trial in so long they don't even remember what that feels like.
Jul 29th
A Man's Home Is His Constitutional Castle,...
Jul 27th
Hilarious Facebook Exchange
Lindsay: I....will....KILL...you........Ryan: Wassamatta? Did someone cancel your World of Warcraft account?
Lindsay: STOP...BETRAYING...ME
Jul 26th
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Whip yo’ kids yo!
Jul 18th
Number Six in the Suzuki comes from in front to overtake...
Jul 17th
Seriously.
Best bureaucratic idiocy Orlando Weekly’s Best of Orlando 2009 Fleet Peeples Park 2000 S....
Jul 16th
Buy Local, People
Discussing the Orlando Weekly's Best of 2009 Reader's Poll:Me: Ugh. Best bookstore--Barnes & Noble. Really?
Ryan: Fuck that.
Me: Oh but, Urban Think is second. And then Borders.
Ryan: Yay! We beat Borders! Oh but they're out of business...
Jul 16th
Me: Can we see Public Enemies?
Ryan: What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?
Me: (looking it up) 65%.
Ryan: That's not too bad.
Me: I don't care. You know who's in that movie right?!
Ryan: Yeah... it's a slicky party.
Ryan: What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?
Me: (looking it up) 65%.
Ryan: That's not too bad.
Me: I don't care. You know who's in that movie right?!
Ryan: Yeah... it's a slicky party.
Jul 15th
“You’re like Courtney Love without the bruises and dead...”
— Marcela
— Marcela
Jul 15th
56 worst/best analogies of high school...
Jul 8th
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
“I’m telling you, dude, you...
Jul 8th
So true.
Jul 6th
“Four yeses and one ‘Hell, yeah!’”
— GOV. SARAH PALIN on the...
— GOV. SARAH PALIN on the...
Jul 4th
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Mr. T is so persuasive…
Jul 3rd
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Why wasn’t this around when I was a kid. We needed more after school specials…
Jul 3rd
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Ridiculous.
Jul 2nd